Saturday, October 1, 2011

Day Nine of Ten

While Krystal Draper is making porno sites to back up her insanity on some lame teeny-bopper "blogging" site, we're going to thank her for the Google PR boost, and encourage her to make many, many, many more sites in the future, and link to this site indefinitely. Google doesn't know those sites are all made by the same person; Google thinks this site is hawt shit and people are making sites just to link to this steaming pile of awesomeness.

Today's images are being posted shortly after midnight because it's Saturday and I'm going to be out all weekend. This round focuses on her email address, lovely.creature@live.ca. They show correspondence between her and a "friend" and they show about four full pages of her contacts from random people she had sex with in North Bay, all met through Plenty of Fish .com. There is also a confession that she picks up people from Plenty of Fish.com. We were also sent her Cry-Baby email to microsoft, complaining that someone had screen capped emails she sent to them, among other things. Enjoy the hilarity and have a wonderful weekend!

Contacts, Page One

Contacts, Page Two

Contacts, Page Three

Contacts, Page Four

"I get muh cawks from der innanets!"





Awesome Guy!

Cry baby complaint to Microsoft because emails had been made public.

Krystal Draper is Good At Some Things. . .

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game!

There are a few things that Krystal Draper is actually good at. The first is screwing men. The next is doing drugs, and border-lining with that is getting drunk. After she has worn out that welcome, she is good at pretending to be supporters of herself, and she is good at running off good friends.

She is excellent at eating shit and making up stuff, though. We won't argue with that. We are curious as why she never tried to profit from her lies, though. She'd make an excellent writer in Hollywood or as a fictional book writer. Profit off that talent! You can buy more crack!

But when she's mad, she loses it.

We've had an Easter Egg, so to say, on this page, the Goddess Deluxe email address, for several months, knowing where and who it resolved to. The problem was, it didn't resolve to anyone behind this site. Tsk, tsk, Krystal Draper.

The point of this was to prove what Krystal Draper does when she thinks she has a person's real, legal name or thinks she knows what they look like. She does what she does best of all: Lies about them, thinking that everyone's life mirrors her own, and people genuinely care about what is published about them on the internet.

It's funny that when Krystal Draper mentioned the Facebook account the email address resolved to, her imaginary friend, Melanie Walker, who is "engaged" and has no common friends and no pictures, and no friends at all come to think of it, tried to friend the person who once owned the email address. Shame. We never even traced the email address!

We got an earful from the ex owner, something along the lines of she is mad, mostly at herself, but at us for not digging into that a little deeper and at least warning her that she may or may not be the target of Krystal Draper, the Insane Prostitute of North Bay, Ontario. She even insinuated that we were Krystal Draper, the biggest insult ever thrown our way. To her, we send our deepest condolences, though. Krystal Draper is like AIDS and Herpes combined: Once she notices you, or thinks you might disagree with even the smallest thing she lurves, she'll never go away or leave you alone. She will always be picking at you with her lame insults and vulgar language. The only escape is death.

Krystal made the Facebook account and the mail.com address who emailed us and the victim with the hook and sinker that they had pictures of her, having lesbo sex with someone we've never heard of all from a Germany IP, we assume, to gather photos and the IP of this innocent person who had no idea what is going on. Krystal Draper's new sexual fetish is IPs (despite the fact that Gmail doesn't really give out a person's IP). She really loves that internet stuff! IPs, screen shots, making sure that she is always right and has a glowing reputation on the internet. Her only friend is a bunch of 1's and 0's. Oh, and she loves to eat feces and drink urine. We're not sure how human waste ties in to the internet, though. Strange woman little girl.

Much of the stuff Krystal Draper tried to unearth was falsehoods; said innocent person is a never-married, asexual, whose IP is not anywhere near where her profile says it is. See, like most normal people, she lost interest in the internet after high school and didn't update where she went to college or where she moved to. Krystal Draper on the other hand... well... we all know where that story leads.

So I leave you with this notion: This is why we don't reveal who we are, legally, on this site. Krystal Draper found the Easter Egg we dropped, and ran with what she thought was a great lead, and even tried to pull her old tactics on making a fake Facebook page to harm an innocent woman, most likely to mock her looks because that is all that matters to Krystal Draper, then, assuming that she ran this page, emailed her with bait that she had pictures of herself having hawt lesbo sex with Ms. Phillips, in attempt to get an IP. This is how Krystal Draper is. This is how Krystal Draper always will be. Like the old joke, about the fly who tried to fly off the handle after eating his fill of shit? Yeah. Bust! Oh, and this admin still has his penis. *smirks*

Does anyone want to tell us what Krystal Draper is going to do with all these IPs? They don't tell jack about the owner. Is it a sexual thing again? Like it was with the fecal matter, the screen caps and fake profiles?

We will continue our exposé and we will continue the images. There is still a big surprise to be posted here on October 3erd.

We're certain Krystal Draper will continue to harass this woman, and for that we are truly sorry.

Krystal Draper's fake Facebook profile

Header/email from melanie70@mail.com written in Krystal Draper's style of writing

Friday, September 30, 2011

Day Eight of Ten

Silence is golden. *smirks* I've also grown tired of Krystal Draper trying to guess who I am, so I am using my Google account to comment. Pleased to meet you! I'm Lady Maguire! Or am I...? I'm one of many of the admins of this site, but the one who just happens to be doing the ten days of gaggerific images! I also have a nice surprise for everyone come October 3erd!

If you need to be on a first-name-basis with me, you may call me Pixie. Or email me at pixie.maguire@gmail.com. Of course, that's not my legal name, and the full legal names of anyone who stumbles on this site will never have their names exposed because we all know what Krystal Draper does with legal names.

On with today's images!

Today's stock focuses on Krystal the Kri Baby, and what really goes on when people comment or reply to her insanity! Enjoy the silence and the insanity!


Krystal trying to decide what username to use next.

Comment plumping.

Kry-baby Krystal

Can't take the heat!


Then Dreamwidth got in on giving out her usernames and passwords!

Moar comment plumping!

And Moar!

Krystal Draper anonymously fantasizes about a woman named Sara.

LOL! Krystal's ban from Dreamwidth!

Proof she never did anything to Renee Stage!

Lookat all them suspended Dreamwidth usernames! They were all Krystal Draper's!

Dundas Journal on Dreamwidth



What people really reply to her journals with!

Kry harder!

Love that North Bay Nuggets sticker!

Lookat all them InsaneJournal usernames!

West Ferris High info

Wordpress.com info.

Krystal on the beach

Hmmmm.

What people REALLY think of her "defense"!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Dance Our Little Girly Puppet! DAAAANCE!

Hope this is as entertaining for everyone else as it is for us. XD No one takes 
Krystal Draper as seriously as she takes herself
And her 'internet image'.
For us sane people, this is a great source of entertainment.
Dance Puppet! DAAAAANCE!

So...

After speaking to the being who tells us she is Krystal Draper, we're a bit confused. See, right now, the person behind this site is Krystal's latest crush. But, unlike her "defense" site, where she has accomplished nothing more than bringing more Google hits this way with her promotion of the site, she has copied our writing style to make it appear that she is somewhat creative, while refreshing this page every few seconds for the past 48 hours, there really are multiple authors here.

What is she hoping to achieve? No one here is going to be revealed! No one here is going to suddenly bow down to her, and submit. She's not the boss of us, but it does appear that we influence her. Heavily. How? The authors and contributors of this site are the most important people in her life right now. Much so that she has created a multiply updated site answering whatever she thinks she needs to have answered, and then posted links to this site, all while telling people not to visit this page.

That makes sense, right?

Her page "defending herself" was updated more in one day than this site was in a month! That leaves very little time for her two full time jobs, Canadore, and the hawt secks with Shawn (we heard he dumped her for deleting his Twitter. LOL). We can only hope she makes more, more, more!

If all that time consuming work wasn't enough, she has the time to comment here, usually two-to-three minutes apart, always multiple comments, and tell us we have no life, all while wanting us to give her screen caps of things, preferably fecal matter, and leaving vulgar three-to-four letter words in the comments. Wow. Such anger from a "25 year old beautiful girl". *snicker*

But the best is yet to come!

Who are we?

Well, according to Krystal Draper, we are the following people:

Nolan

Nicole

Steve

This is why you don't do drugs, kids. If you mention someone, you are that person, got it?! Good! Because Krystal Draper says that's how the world works!

Of course Krystal Draper tends to claim perfection in herself, and, well, she has that Fecalphelia problem, so we have concluded that is why she calls us "human shit". She herself is not human, but wants to appear to be by smearing "human shit" on herself, when that act itself would make her less filthy and vulgar than she already is!

Or maybe she's just giving a shout out to her homies out there!

Hi Steve!
Hi Nolan!
Hi Nicole!

Who else is her friend...? Oh! I know!
Hi Greg!
Hi Peter!
Hi Bobby!
Hi Marcia!
Hi Jan!
Hi Cindy!
Hi Alice!
Hi Spongebob!
Hi Nick Cave!
Hi Dr. House!
Hi Monica!
Hi Rachel!
Hi Phoebe!
Hi Joey!
Hi Chandler!
Hi Ross!

Wanna say "hi" to your mommy and daddy, too, Krystal? Well, you can. We're going to continue to make your comments public, Miss Puppet, but we won't reply to them anymore. Feel free to continue your one-sided commenting war. Oh, and be sure to keep commenting on that same damned entry, cuz, you know, there's nothing else on this site at all, you unoriginal idiot. We have our eyes on the icing on the cake, to be revealed on October 3. *wink*wink*

Day Seven of Ten

Got a riddle for you today!

How much crack could a crack whore whore if a crack whore could whore crack?

The world may never know. Hopefully Krystal will be able to tell us some day, if she will be able to spare the crack.

Today's images brings us to her old InsaneJournal, Bauhaus, from the Squeakser himself, along with her IP from June of 2010. This is also her mother's IP and the IP that visits this page.

Her journal says she has no tolerance for drama, yet she thrives on it. She also complains that her boyfriend, whom she met over Plenty of Fish .com would rather work to support himself than spend every waking moment with her. That's the attitude of people who haven't been weened from their mommy's breast by the time they are 24 years old. She then quotes her racist trolling from CraigsList Toronto, and the May 17, 2010 entry where she admits to doing drugs on the beach of North Bay.

The last Bauhaus journal shows her using her lucyinthesky journal to plump her Bauhaus journals comments, as you will see that the IPs are identical. Great stuff, Oh Jase. Great. Stuff.

We also have an ad reply. When Krystal's mommy's tits get sore, she kicks her loose, and Krystal gets desperate and has to look for a job. By "looking for a job" she goes on the internet (of course!) and posts ads on Kijiji the Canadian version of CraigsList (when she isn't mooching more shit from FreeCycle), and tells people she will work any job, from baby sitting (child molesting is more like it), to pet care, to retail, to farm work. Farm work?! But usually her replies are the ones as seen below.

We've thrown in her artisteque photography skills (ie: filtering software)!

Enjoy the images!


Ronald McDonald on Crack



What people really reply to her ads with:

Bauhaus journal 1

Bauhaus journal 2

Bauhaus journal 3: Commenting to herself




Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Day Six of Ten

Before our LULztastic images of the day, we have some news:

Krystal Draper has discovered this site and spoken her demented mind!

She sure has changed! She sure is above the drama! Thanks for the ONE HIT and the Google PR raise! Anything to get the word out here and push this site to the top of all Google search hits!

Oh, and there's another archive site out there. This one is archived, exported, and uploaded there daily. *wink*wink*

Ok, enough stand up comedy with Krystal Draper at the bunt of the jokes. *laughing hysterically* On with the images!

"Artwerk"! Is that Jason Lee....? No, it's "Nick Cave"

GAG... Self portrait

Plenty of Fish profile pictures. Important reference to the one posted below.



Tumbler Loser

Wanna guess who this is? JOHN LENNON. Looks like a demented GRANNY. I hope the Lennon Estate sues the shit out of her over this for defamation of character.

Stolen image. We don't know who this person is, or where it was taken, other than we're certain that it is not Krystal Draper. This picture was on one of her MANY Plenty of Fish profiles, claiming to be her, along with the pictures above of her with short, dark hair.