Krystal Draper is Good At Some Things. . .

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game!

There are a few things that Krystal Draper is actually good at. The first is screwing men. The next is doing drugs, and border-lining with that is getting drunk. After she has worn out that welcome, she is good at pretending to be supporters of herself, and she is good at running off good friends.

She is excellent at eating shit and making up stuff, though. We won't argue with that. We are curious as why she never tried to profit from her lies, though. She'd make an excellent writer in Hollywood or as a fictional book writer. Profit off that talent! You can buy more crack!

But when she's mad, she loses it.

We've had an Easter Egg, so to say, on this page, the Goddess Deluxe email address, for several months, knowing where and who it resolved to. The problem was, it didn't resolve to anyone behind this site. Tsk, tsk, Krystal Draper.

The point of this was to prove what Krystal Draper does when she thinks she has a person's real, legal name or thinks she knows what they look like. She does what she does best of all: Lies about them, thinking that everyone's life mirrors her own, and people genuinely care about what is published about them on the internet.

It's funny that when Krystal Draper mentioned the Facebook account the email address resolved to, her imaginary friend, Melanie Walker, who is "engaged" and has no common friends and no pictures, and no friends at all come to think of it, tried to friend the person who once owned the email address. Shame. We never even traced the email address!

We got an earful from the ex owner, something along the lines of she is mad, mostly at herself, but at us for not digging into that a little deeper and at least warning her that she may or may not be the target of Krystal Draper, the Insane Prostitute of North Bay, Ontario. She even insinuated that we were Krystal Draper, the biggest insult ever thrown our way. To her, we send our deepest condolences, though. Krystal Draper is like AIDS and Herpes combined: Once she notices you, or thinks you might disagree with even the smallest thing she lurves, she'll never go away or leave you alone. She will always be picking at you with her lame insults and vulgar language. The only escape is death.

Krystal made the Facebook account and the mail.com address who emailed us and the victim with the hook and sinker that they had pictures of her, having lesbo sex with someone we've never heard of all from a Germany IP, we assume, to gather photos and the IP of this innocent person who had no idea what is going on. Krystal Draper's new sexual fetish is IPs (despite the fact that Gmail doesn't really give out a person's IP). She really loves that internet stuff! IPs, screen shots, making sure that she is always right and has a glowing reputation on the internet. Her only friend is a bunch of 1's and 0's. Oh, and she loves to eat feces and drink urine. We're not sure how human waste ties in to the internet, though. Strange woman little girl.

Much of the stuff Krystal Draper tried to unearth was falsehoods; said innocent person is a never-married, asexual, whose IP is not anywhere near where her profile says it is. See, like most normal people, she lost interest in the internet after high school and didn't update where she went to college or where she moved to. Krystal Draper on the other hand... well... we all know where that story leads.

So I leave you with this notion: This is why we don't reveal who we are, legally, on this site. Krystal Draper found the Easter Egg we dropped, and ran with what she thought was a great lead, and even tried to pull her old tactics on making a fake Facebook page to harm an innocent woman, most likely to mock her looks because that is all that matters to Krystal Draper, then, assuming that she ran this page, emailed her with bait that she had pictures of herself having hawt lesbo sex with Ms. Phillips, in attempt to get an IP. This is how Krystal Draper is. This is how Krystal Draper always will be. Like the old joke, about the fly who tried to fly off the handle after eating his fill of shit? Yeah. Bust! Oh, and this admin still has his penis. *smirks*

Does anyone want to tell us what Krystal Draper is going to do with all these IPs? They don't tell jack about the owner. Is it a sexual thing again? Like it was with the fecal matter, the screen caps and fake profiles?

We will continue our exposé and we will continue the images. There is still a big surprise to be posted here on October 3erd.

We're certain Krystal Draper will continue to harass this woman, and for that we are truly sorry.

Krystal Draper's fake Facebook profile

Header/email from melanie70@mail.com written in Krystal Draper's style of writing